Too Much Tortilla

I don't remember writing this, but apparently I did, a few weeks back. So, here you go:

I know. We all encounter it. What do you do when you have too much tortilla? Well, I got a few life hacks to help you out with this common problem.

1. Plumbing

2. Make a Ball

3. Kill yourself

4. Burn it

My general rule of thumb is four life hacks, so there you have it, good strategies for when you find yourself with too much tortilla.