Went for another round of metal with my main damie Mike G! This time we went down to Slim's to see High on Fire. And who opened?
Goatwhore. GOAT. WHORE. I really just wish I could have been there when they had the band name discussion:
Dude who made up Goatwhore: Yo, dudes. Thanks for all coming down--
Other Bandmember: Dude, you called a band meeting, course we came down.
Dude who made up Goatwhore: Yeah, well, thanks. I just want to go ahead and thank you all again. I know how difficult it can be to juggle jobs, life, kids, and still be totally committed to this righteous project that we have embarked upon, but have yet to name.
[Nods and affirmations around the room]
Dude who made up Goatwhore: Which brings me to the next point of order. Now, before you all respond, I just want you to take a minute and let this name work its way through your mind. Let it trickle down. Just think about it, is all I'm saying. Goat... whore. Goatwhore. One word.
[Chins are rubbed. Long hair is flicked back over shoulders. Ponderous looks and a few 'hmms' bounce around the room.]
Some other guy (probably the bassist): Well, like, I don't dislike the name or nothing, but I mean, we're probably going to have to drop most of the free jazz improvisational shit we were doing.
Some other, other guy: Yeah, and all that adult contemporary stuff we were working on, that's just out the window.
Dude who made up Goatwhore: Listen, guys, this is an opportunity for us to focus and hone our sound. I mean: Goatwhore. The name says it all. Who seconds the motion?
And well you can see where it went from there, cause right after that meeting the lead singer went out and bought these bad-ass bracers:
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Goatwhore: Bracers, bro! |
Also, I love how their
Wikipedia entry describes them as a "blackened" death-metal band. Like they was just left in the pan longer than normal metal, what with some black-pepper and spices. Which is apt, cause these dudes are spicy!
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Dark Goatwhore |
They also had an amp that said "God Has Twelve Dicks", which I didn't know was common knowledge until that show:
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You heard it right, God has twelve dicks. |
After that,
High on Fire graced the stage. They rocked, of course, but the greatest lesson I took away from the High on Fire show was that that this guy showed me that no one should ever feel shy about going around shirtless:
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Embarrassment is for mortals. I earned this physique! |
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High on Fire @ Slim's |
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High on Fire: Wailin'! |
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High on Fire bassplayer is PISSED! |
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...and evil. |
And finally, guitarist Matt Pike showed his Shoggoth nature while executing an epic solo:
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A Shoggoth, mid-solo. |