I'm hopping that's what he said: "Put your ham on him." Can't really tell, but from now on, I'm referring my ass as my "ham".
"Little run comes out, hit's that manpon..." No. Please. Please don't have that little run come out and hit that manpon. Please don't let that little run exist.
Questions: So, then does he call the female version a "womanpon"? And at what point does a folded up napkin stuffed up your ass turn from a folded up napkin stuff up your ass into a manpon? This is some Kierkegaard shit.